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09.06.2025 00:47
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
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CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried